i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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