I'm going to rape someone's good day.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The beer is more important than you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize