sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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