She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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