What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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