To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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