Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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