doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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