The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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