I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
tell your sister to shave her snatch
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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