I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
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