I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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