Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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