Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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