you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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