I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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