That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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