Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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