Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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