I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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