she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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