His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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