I think I died a long time ago.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
You did what with his pubic hair?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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