You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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