Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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