you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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