do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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