she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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