is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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