hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I looked at my own cervix.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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