Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
my poor anus
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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