glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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