I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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