she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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