Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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