would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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