I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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