It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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