Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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