I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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