Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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