Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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