He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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