guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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