it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just invented taco cereal.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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