Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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