He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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