i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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