So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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