Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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